In case you haven’t noticed, pizza is now a vegetable according to the US Congress. It only plays into the widely-held belief that politicians are complete idiots.
From The Guardian:
So, in a country where fertilised eggs are people and assembling burgers is a manufacturing job, and berries are better in the form of shoe leather, why not call a sugary fruit paste sauce that comes out of a can and is poured onto dough that comes out of a box, topped with cheese that’s spelt Cheez and comes out of a Whiz, a vegetable.
I hope you’re happy, America.
