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In 1982, while still a castmember, Eddie Murphy was asked to host the show in place of his 48 Hrs. co-star, Nick Nolte. Murphy altered the line to “Live from New York, it’s the Eddie Murphy Show!” While it was probably an accurate depiction of the state of the show at the time, the other castmembers were nonetheless annoyed by this.
“Kathie’s! Not! Paying! Attention!” — Richard Simmons
Just another day on set.
And this is why I hate breakfast television.
black books
arrested development
breaking bad
the wire
please name a significant tv show I haven’t seen it probably
The Thick of It.
One day I was playing Skyrim and then suddenly this dragon came from nowhere and started to kill me and I was like “holy fucking shit a dragon that has come from nowhere and that is trying to kill me” so I was running away from it like super fast and stuff until I came to this village and then I…
Don’t do drugs, kids.
Because you clearly give two shits about what I’m listening to. I’ll try to make this as pretentious as possible by using similes and relating it to coal mines and whatnot.
Hooray for Earth is really good, because their latest album (True Loves) is like everything I want in half-decent electronic music while at the same time being slightly difference because they use guitars. How neat is that? Also their EP Momo is all kinds of fucking awesome. The lyrics are flaky at best and downright bullshit most of the time, but the music they write is top notch. (Do listen to Last Minute on that album.)
Cœur de Pirate sings in French so I get to act all pretentious when I demand legitimate reasons as to why nobody I know listens to her music. Her last album Blonde makes no sense (because I don’t speak French) and she could be singing about the destruction of Western society and the rise of Sharia law for all I know, but her voice is so melodic and the piano music is rare as solo singer-songwriters go; I’ve noticed everyone just plays the acoustic guitar. Of which there is a lot of on this record.
I’m also really into The New Pornographers again, after briefly ignoring every album they put out except for their last one and their first one, which I feel like a jerk about. Challengers is possibly the most perfect mid-2000s Canadian alternative Vancouver-produced indie rock album ever. And I don’t just hand out praise like that all the time, you know!
If you’re reading this, you’re obviously here because of the @OfficialGlitter Twitter account.
Firstly, let me say that this account does not belong to convicted paedophile Gary Glitter. I am deeply disgusted by what Gary Glitter has done in his life and am not condoning, making light…
Oh wow, this guy who created the “official” Gary Glitter Twitter account is disgusted that people crack jokes about him being a paedo and he’s “highlighting” the dangers of the Internet for kids. Whatever. Cry me a fucking river.
(Source: twitter.com, via glitterontwitter-deactivated201)
Going back and listening to Nine Inch Nails again - whom I was depressingly really into a few years ago (especially when I was sick and I played Year Zero back to back for weeks). I now feel like I have the intestinal fortitude to get the Dragon Tattoo soundtrack.
ABC1:
Convicted felon Jesus Christ returns from the dead in a special 2-hour interview, produced in co-operation with the BBC, Danmarks Radio, NHK and the Islamic Republic of Iran Broadcasting. He talks to feisty Anne Robinson about his time spent in heaven, his relationship with his family and…
So WIkipedia is down for 24 hours (well, 23.5 hours as of now). This means if I have an urge to know everything there is about the 1960 Danish rugby union, or the intricacies of grasshopper mating, there’s no one-stop website with all that information in one handy place, meaning I have to do some actual fucking research. And why would I do that?
Fucking SOPA.
You’re a Woman, I’m a Machine by Death From Above 1979. Original.
Requested by kilgoretroutwashere.
Okay now this is fucking excellent.
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